ourspecial:

blackfairypresident:

Y’all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

lastoneout:

gem-femme:

eroticcannibal:

ahumanbeing00:

bloodytales:

Ready for some prime bullshit?

That’s right folks. Unnatural hair colors means women are crazy.

Unless, just hear me out on this… it could be that some women like pretty hair colors.

Or they trying to avoid these type of idiots.

Go women with unnatural hair.

As I saw pointed out in a tweet in response to this weak analogy:

In nature, these things occur as a defence from predators.

We dye our hair wild colors so assholes like this stay far away from us lmao.

Yeah damn if that’s all it takes to get fucking mra anti-sjw shit stains like that to stay far away from me then I’m dying my hair bright blue tomorrow

lyjerria:

as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

thickthighkitty:

puppyquaket:

allthingsships:

lost-and-confused-fallen-angel:

brethewriter:

hedwig-of-the-tardis:

kagamine-kai:

sunshiine-state-of-mind:

kateitron:

wendy-darling-forever:

avatarkatnisspotter:

acciobowtie:

thatoneweirdfilmmajor:

theplaidlad:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

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What the… but… how… wha…. how did this person…. I…

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i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god

i filled up both sides

what just happened

this makes me uncomfortable, 

then do =x+2+ for the next part

for “or blow me a kiss, and that’s lucky too” it’s =+1=+1

What is this sorcery?!?!

this is my favorite post on tumblr

the ending is: 12=x1=

So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= + 1 = + 1

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 2 + 2 1
= x + 2 +

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +

– 7 2 + 7
= x + 2 +
= 7 7 2 +
= x + 2 +
= x – 7
– 2

– 2 – 2 x =
= x + 2 +
= x + 2 1
= x + 2 +
1 2 = x 1 =

My mind just broke

*writes furiously*

Mom: Are you writing an essay?

Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely. 

Omg I found it again. This is amazing!

W OW

prettyarbitrary:

servicek9s:

thatincompetentperson:

starspangledscarf:

fooshfoosh:

janedoodles:

gilboron:

Story idea when you try to actually write it:

Story idea when you first rewrite it:

Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!

Your story when somebody else sees it:

hhhhhHHHHHHH

(⚪д⚪)

This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents. 

Also possibly relevant is that probably when Van Gogh finished Starry Night, he jumped up and down in frustration for a while because it didn’t look as good as it had in his head.

Tolkien used to complain that he could never write anything as well as he could imagine it.  So you know, ‘good enough’ is definitely a thing.

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

wingscanspeak:

the-porter-rockwell:

killjoygem:

clausy4life:

butchercat:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

casualfanboy:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

wingscanspeak:

nightowlsupreme:

wingscanspeak:

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

You’re going to get a cavity

good

30 min later, not much progress. 

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

i’d rather be eating anything but this

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

‘Tis the season.

It’s November

TO BE JOLLY

Up your game this year, OP.

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO PROVE. WHY???

So none of the pictures are loading but I already know this and I gotta reblog