scorpionosaint

cluelessrebel1988:

I feel like this scenario would fulfill some sort of ancient prophecy that would kickstart an end of the world scenario where one twin has to defeat the other on their 18th birthday in order to divert the rise of hell on earth or some similar doomsday event.

what-even-is-thiss:

-Able to pick up your friends and make them feel smol

hamburgertrousers:

depressedphoenix:

oh?

Oh??

OH??

OH???

ROCKS ROCKS ROCKS RCOK COS ROCKS OTSOCK TOCKS

you’re so fucking lucky, i keep getting ads about dental implants

gahdamnpunk:

It was Christopher Columbus’ reincarnation

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

mostlygibberish:

My brain, at 6 AM on a Monday: I wonder if you can order those little soy sauce fish shaped bottles in bulk, except without soy sauce in them. You should spend 30 minutes trying to find them instead of sleeping.

Must… resist…

Cons: Waste of money, waste of time, stupid, pointless, unnecessary, foolish.

Pros: Hrrrruuugruhruh, little plastic fishies…

I’ve lost control of my life.

Update:

Feesh…

heyitskyoka:

Aries is the friend that reminds you that you can do anything as long as you have the guts to go for it.

Taurus is the friend that is literally only one call away and down for anything.

Gemini is the friend that will laugh at you when you fall, but is also the first one to pick you up.

Cancer is the friend that will tell you to text them when you get home so they know that you arrived safely.

Leo is the friend that’s taught you so many lessons in life and had always been there for you.

Libra is the friend that reminds you that you always deserve better.

Virgo is the friend that will tell you that they’ll punch the air out of the boy who keeps on hurting you, but also tells you that you’re such a dork for falling head over heels for that loser.

Scorpio is the friend that almost never says they love you, but shows it with every action.

Sagittarius is the friend that wishes you would’ve met each other a long time ago so they would’ve been able to defend you from the people who hurt you back then.

Capricorn is the friend that tells you that true friendship can’t be measured by how long you’ve known each other.

Aquarius is the friend that makes you feel that you are capable of anything, and is next to you to prove it.

Pisces is the friend that knows your deepest, darkest secrets but never judges you.

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

littlegothtransboy666:

ko-vo:

hate-police:

reversalitea:

holetoastrangeuniverse:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensexual:

audreycalmdown:

audreyjensensgirl:

audreyjensensexual:

audreyjensensgirl:

let boys cry.

cuddle boys while they cry.

tell boys they’re pretty.

Give boys flowers

take boys on cute dates

Let boys wear makeup

compliment boys on their bodies

let boys wear crop tops

call boys beautiful

Let boys wear earrings

let boys pierce their bellies

Let boys paint their nails

let boys be belly dancers

let boys be themselves

this thread is so perfect.

This goes for trans, nonbinary, and cis boys ♡

good pure post

Thank you!!!