if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
I normally don’t reblog stuff like this but this is a very important life hack!
make sure you actually buy a present though or else this is all going to fall apart. it doesn’t have to be expensive, e.g. a “best dad” mug, socks, a bath bomb, multi-tool variations of everyday objects, soap, tea, a candle, et cetera.
Everyone going shopping on Black Friday, be aware of three things:
The retail workers are working 12 hours shifts. We are threatened with losing our jobs if we don’t show up unless we’re dying in the hospital. I had an assistant manager show up with fucking strep because he would’ve been fired otherwise. Yes, he did infect 7 and hospitalize 2 coworkers; who knows how many members of the public he infected.
The stores have, maybe, 5 of that special cheap thing you’re after. Corporate does this on purpose, and stores are not allowed to order enough. The prices aren’t even that much lower. They lie about how expensive something is to fool you into thinking you’re getting a discount. You aren’t.
Most of the workers you will come across will be new hires for the sole purpose of being bodies for about three months before they’re fired. They actually don’t know anything because they’ve been working there for maybe two weeks, and have had no real training. I was once hired at Staples a week before Black Friday and expected to know how to deal with phones, coupons, the online ordering site, and AS400 after five 6-hour shifts. This is the kind of person you will likely be dealing with at Black Friday.
Do me and my retail family a favor and don’t shop Black Friday. Any company that needs a sale day like Black Friday to get their sales out of the red doesn’t deserve to be in business.
This also goes for anyone that works shipment too. We’re suddenly expected to stay as late as they want you to even if they know you don’t have a car and rely on a ride to get you to and from work and know you can’t stay late. Shipment workers will suddenly start getting berated for not getting things done and it is by far the most stressful time to be a shipment worker for any store. Especially when they throw in new hires that don’t know how to process things and are expected to work at the same pace as the people that have worked there for a while.
Retail is shit around the holidays, especially Black Friday
ok fellow millenials, it’s time to kill black friday
I am sure all you voluptuous ladies out there can relate to this….you buy a T-shirt with two dilemmas in mind
I can buy it big enough to fit my chest/hips and the rest of it looks like a horrid garbage bag hanging on my torso
I can get one that fits my waist sacrificing fit across my chest/hips and it’s rides up. It’s short, no matter how much you pull and adjust all day
I am very pleased to say that I put faith in Mark and Jacks design and got the size I should be, praying it would not be short or stretch in any way. And guess what!?!
It fits like a dream!!
Curvy girls! Cloak got us covered!
It’s hugs my body with breathing room…It doesn’t stretch across my chest. It’s plenty long so it covers my hips and my butt, thanks to the lower hanging back. I can move and bend all day and didn’t have to adjust once. And oh is it soft and comfy!
And I can confirm it is very well made. Tagless. Reinforce stitches. The print looks legit. Well cut. There are great lil details. But the fit!! I am just over the moon happy it fits like it should.
I feel pretty! 10/10 would buy again!
So glad you like it and it’s what you were looking for!
this just in: romaine lettuce carries the e. coli virus and you will Fuckign DIE!
The health alert spans across the following states as a precaution: California, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Maryland, Illinois, New York, New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Connecticut and New Jersey.
Throw it out.
Date: Nov. 20th 2018
AGAIN? Isn’t this the third time this year?
Not just America, California is one of the largest exporters of romaine lettuce to other countries. FYI!
Jennie-O turkey is also being recalled because of a salmonella outbreak.
Be careful friends.
Reminder that the Drumpf administration and the Republicans in Congress slashed funding for food safety inspections.
if you feel like this is happening more frequently? You’re right, it is.
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