tanoraqui:

professorsparklepants:

professorsparklepants:

Unpopular opinion: the Harry Potter epilogue was fine

When one of the themes of the last book of a series is instability and the abandonment of one’s family for their own good, having the book end with a nice scene of all your main characters grown up and happy with families and children of their own isn’t “heterosexual bullshit”, it’s a strong way to reiterate how the main theme of the series is that family and familial love are one of the strongest and most enduring parts of life.

 Kings Cross Station is visited in every single book, coming and going, or the fact that it isn’t is emphasized, because it is a transition point – one from which Harry ceaselessly chooses the friends and family, love and acceptance, of the wizarding world. The thing Harry wanted most, when he was 11 years old and staring at a mirror of his innermost desires. The final shot of the series, in book and in film, is Harry doing the normal wizarding family thing – no dark wizards, no danger – with the family he has found and built.

fetalpile:

defiantbird:

fetalpile:

Fun and good thing to say to a mad gamer in their video game who is YELLING:
“hey buddy its okay. its just a fun toy. We’re just playing with a fun toy together, okay?”

Y’all laugh, one time I told a guy on Reddit “It’s ok that you didn’t like the movie” about Star Wars and I have never seen someone get SO mad SO fast

Being nice to nerds is like spraying red musk into the eyes of a furious bull

cynntastic:

hohohotitty:

pieflavoredjizz:

badassthugmc:

ilarual:

darning-socks:

you learn to take the little victories

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it

later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

bane-of-technology:

bigmouthlass:

sarapsys:

streetlifemanifesto:

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

toboldlylesbian:

man black friday really gets me heated. you’re telling me some fuck who makes more in an hour than his employees do in a day is going to sleep in until his wife forcibly wakes him while the people who work for his company haven’t even finished digesting their thanksgiving meal and they gotta clock in for work? nah man, you won’t catch me dead near a black friday sale. every single person who has to work on black friday is braver than any us marine and deserves a congressional medal of freedom and a fucking bonus. 

acefandom103:

queer-google-searches:

audscratprophetlilith:

monosexualqueer:

monosexualqueer:

I lose followers every time I say “trans women are women”

so I’m gonna keep saying it until I weed out all ya

immediately lost two followers

I’d rather see my follower count drop than have anyone following who can’t handle the notion that TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN.

You can also leave if you can’t handle that trans men are Men.

Big mood.