This is something I been wanting to know

Guys, why….why do men sneeze so freakin loud?!

I mean I have sneezed pretty hard a couple times but guys do it all the time like I have yet to meet or hear a guy sneeze with out letting the entire building know.

Everytime my roommate sneezes omg I just feel like he’s gonna spit a chunk of his lungs out one of these days

spanishequestrian:

carpecanem:

endlessnightarts:

bogleech:

this weird anime monster is named El Rey Magnum and his breeders claim he’s “as close to perfection as possible” and this is his official page:

http://www.orrionfarms.com/our-horses/el-rey-magnum-rcf

go watch the video on that page he’s even worse in motion

his face is gonna snap in half

I’m so tired of these creations that look like mutant seahorses. How do they even eat?

They are like pugs, ugh, I get the same disgusting feeling looking at their faces

why?!!! how is he “perfect”, it looks painful! jeez people stop messing up with animals and the way they look just to please your standards of “beauty perfection”

xandroblathers:

raejin99:

breadstick-boogaloo:

Literally no anime death will be dirtier than the death of Maes Hughes

Like, you set up this guy to be the comic relief–FIRST OFF, that is DIRTY as hell. You don’t KILL the comic relief, THE comic relief is supposed to LIVE (or die a very tragic death)

They set up Maes Hughes to be this family man AGAIN, DIRTY. AS. HELL.

It’s just as bad as that “2 days from retirement” bullshit except WE ACTUALLY SEE HIM doting about his family EVERY SINGLE CHANCE

EVERY SINGLE CHANCE HE GETS HE TALKS ABOUT HOW WONDERFUL HIS FAMILY IS. 

THE LAST THING HE SEES BEFORE HE DIES IS HIS WIFE’S FACE. WHAT THE FUCK. THAT IS SO BAD, LIKE WHY. WHY THE FUCK. FCKUING THAT IS SO DIRTY. LIKE LIKE–

AND THEN! AND THENNNNNN! NOT 5 MINUTES AFTER HIS DEATH

THEY BURY THE FUCKER

THEY BURY MAES HUGHES BECAUSE HE IS DEAD AND HE DIED AND HE IS no longer LIVING

AND the final NAIL on the coffin, HA-AHAHA_HAHAHA…………

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HIs daughter is AT the funeral. AND SHE’S LIKE

WHY ARE THEY BURYING DADDY MOM

HE WONT BE ABLE TO DO ANY OF HIS WORK IF HES UNDERGROUND

FUCK THIS SHOW

FUCK IT

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UCK IT

I started laughing and I couldn’t stop because the alternative was weeping