wtf – Skorpio's Art

Hey tumblr! How come if you just “killed off” all nsfw post/blogs I got followed by a porn blog?

Sooooo Tumblr mobile was giving me some shit and I went in a delete it so I could reinstall it and….the freaking app is gone from the apple app store!

what the heck is going on Tumblr?!

Yo Christmas it’s too early for this wait till December and we’ll talk about it ok.

Sooooo..apparently my mom’s license got suspended for an unpaid ticket…

the thing is…. the ticket was issued in the 23 of March in Miami….the real mystery here is that….well MY GOD DAMN CAR DID NOT leave ORLANDO FROM FEBRUARY TILL JUNE SO HOW THE HECK DID IT GOT TO MIAMI AND GOT A TICKET!….

par-vollen:

postmarxed:

b0gvvitch:

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Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y’all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too

This is so sad

Where’s the fucking picture, op

You fucking asked for it

me clicking that link:

itslulu42:

superqueerpasta:

deadhawke:

deadhawke:

I’m sorry but when was someone going to tell me that in the year of our lord 2018 that the fucking Backstreet Boys put out a new song

This……might be the most bizarre thing to happen in 2018

My 8 year old self would be thrilled tho

@superqueerpasta 2018 is a fever dream

OMG

I am dying because this song is stuck in my head after one listen and I genuinely like it. Like I wasn’t super into boy bands so I don’t think it is a nostalgia effect. Also, I love that AJ is still committed to his Aesthetic

™

of wearing whatever the fuck he wants.

YO! Tumblr, can you stop getting my post off the Wild Kratts tag?! Jeez

My roommate found this at Ross
@derpy-lexi @kaiken23 @angstphilosophy

daenerystargaryn:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

last two letters of your first name

middle two letters of your last name

first two letters of your mother’s name

last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!