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beverlyroadgoose:

do people drink in the shower I’m so confused…. not being judgemental generally curious. how it not get wet… how long u in there for

ok so when i worked on that potato farm way up north i had an adjustable shower head that could slide down the pole and be as low in the shower as you wanted so I’d come in from the fields and the cold and get an ice cold beer and put the shower on Too Hot and have the showerhead just basically massaging my scalp as I sat on the floor of the shower and drank my beer and

I’ve had clinical depression since I was 7 years old Kristina and those beer showers were the first time in my entire life I ever truly experienced what i now understand is “Calm.”

also to answer your fuckin question lmao if it’s a beer bottle or can water doesn’t really get in.

wine has to be a tub drink unless you’re truly chaotic.

or if you’re drinking the wine from the bottle that works too yeehaw

wine has to be a tub drink unless you’re truly chaotic

Okay we’ve talked about vagueing me like this 😛

y’all heard the woman, wine party in her shower in ten minutes see y’all soon I’m already there

Bring your own glasses, I’ve broke most of mine.

cool can you help me decide which one of these to bring?

option A:

Option B:

WAIT!!!!!

Option C:

I was all on board with A until I saw C.

Hey, Aunt Joy? I just took a shower and, on a whim, took a soda in with me, and it was the best that soda has ever tasted? This is nonsense what the hell

It’s so good??? I’m sure there’s an actua l reason pertaining to science and the heat vs the cold but I’ll just refer to it as magic.