caillincanteven:

signs as stereotypes

capricorn: no nonsense career woman who wears suits and hates men

sagittarius: gay bestfriend

aquarius: pretentious asshole who takes polaroids and writes shitty poetry

pisces: disney princess, literally an angel, can also sing

aries: introverted protagonist who draws in class and doesn’t talk to anyone

taurus: tough jock with no brains

gemini: popular mean girl who bullies new girls

cancer: weird kid who eats lunch by themself

virgo: preppy nerd, stuck up but also nice and pretty

leo: extroverted best friend to introverted protagonist, encourages them to socialise

libra: new bad boy love interest with sensitive side

scorpio: evil disney villain that likes to monologue