r2ninjaturtle:

thiefofhope555:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

storybookplotholes:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

monsterbrush:

xekstrin:

beardycarrot:

This is an Alligator Snapping Turtle. This is why you don’t go swimming in Florida rivers or lakes unless you can see the bottom.

#the person holding this turtle is actually in danger holding it even #if it chose- that turtle could stretch it’s neck to bite the hand holding it #they have terrifying long necks that can reach nearly anywhere around their body

Actually alligator snapping turtles can’t extend their necks very far, so the person in the video isn’t in danger of being bitten so long as he keeps himself far away from the turtle’s mouth. Common Snapping Turtles, on the other hand, can extend their necks, and although they cannot reach nearly everywhere they are more than willing to lunge at anything that comes near their face. Here’s a helpful video that compares these two badass reptiles: 

I won’t be swimming anywhere in Florida regardless.

#i hope mister turtle enjoyed his pineapple 

They liked the cronch 🙂

Why we stay at the Disney resort and go nowhere in Florida.

DO NOT GET EATEN

@r2ninjaturtle

One of my favorite animals 🙂