goldstrology:

THE SIGNS AS VINES AND I’M NOT SORRY

Aries: whoever threw that paper your mom’s a hoe

Taurus: has anyone ever told you you look like Beyoncé

Gemini: it’s an avocado! thanks!

Cancer: look at all those chickens

Leo: hi welcome to Chili’s

Virgo: what the fuck is up Kyle

Libra: Zach stop

Scorpio: Chris! Is that a weed?

Sagittarius: two bros chillin in a hot tub

Capricorn: what up I’m Jared, I’m 19, and I never fuckin learned how to read

Aquarius: this bitch empty YEET

Pisces: welcome to bible study we’re all children of Jesus