hey everyone! good news! i’m legally changing my birthday to october 30th now!
I’m sorry, but I want to talk about “The Drunk Herring” real quick.
why? it’s a great name for a tavern.
Potbelly Succubus… Hmm
Sleeping Gnoll… huh
The Slobbery Butterfly
I got “The Drunk Kobold” I also help run the Drunken Tonberry on Mateus. Close.
I got The Hungry Skeleton. It sounds like a place @normal-horoscopes would drink
The Dancing Barbarian.
Well then.
Welcome to the Dancing Merchant, I’ll be your hostess this evening. May I offer a fine pint of Fairy Ale?
SLOBBERY SKELETON IN DYIIIIIING
“Welcome to the Grumpy Ooze, where we serve 50 different flavors of grog, including bog water and unicorn piss.”
“The Sexy Gnome” hmm. I like it.
Come on by and grab a pint at the Growling butterfly!
I have the “Merry Halfling”, which is kinda lame…
‘The Boisterous Dragon’
…What a perfect fit~!
“The Sleeping Succubus” eww and what?
The Drunk Skeleton… do I own a tavern in the Land of the Dead?
The Hungry Bear
…what.
The sexy chicken…. WTF?