small-reptile-cake:

the-names-hell666:

nuttytheorizer:

madd-catter:

what-even-is-thiss:

Me: *makes original characters*

Me: Wow these two would make a great couple. I ship it.

Logic: Then make them date.

Me: What?

Logic: You. Are the author. You. Have creative control.

Me: Sooo…

Logic: So if the author ships it then the ship is most likely…

Me: Canon?

Logic: Yes. Now you’ve got it.

Me: Oooohhhhh. OOOHHHH!!!!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT!

Me: I head canon this character of mine as trans.

Logic: Then do it.

Me: What?

Logic: Make them trans.

Me: ?

Logic: You have full creative control. Make them trans. Do it.

Me: ….OH MY GOD-

Me: I theorize that this will happen to my characters.

Logic: Then make it happen.

Me: wha-

Logic: you fucking idiot we’ve been over this this is your story you have all the creative power in the world.

Me: oh ya. Holy shit…

Me: i dont like this person in my story

Logic: then do somethin about it

Me: huh?

Logic: you are the creator of your world so you have full power on what happens

Me: Shit, you right. Wish i could do that in real life tho

Logic: you can, it’s called murder. But it’s mostly frowned upon