sindri42:

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coldpapernightmare:

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pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

pazdispenser:

this is some next level whiteness

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Hey good news, she went into labor in the middle of the night apparently and never made it out to sea

God was like “ Ive got to save your baby from your own stupid bullshit”

Hey, extra good news that whole story is fake. She was swimming with dolphins while pregnant and then completely separately was planning to have a water birth and then media happened.

Thank god nobody is actually as stupid as the reporters who talk about them.