burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

“mr. owl”
“oh jesus christ”
“please don’t give me that look”
“please don’t fly”

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

This gives me great joy

PSA

misangremellama:

misangremellama:

selfcarereminders:

nanoboostedpharah:

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

wiz-witch:

fandom-trash-6303:

marithlizard:

left-hand-path-notes:

SMASH REBLOG

She doesn’t! Neither does your son! Or you for that matter!   It’s pretty disheartening to see how many commenters don’t get this. 

Holy shit yes. Agree. Thank you Girl Scouts.

My family is very physically affectionate, but some of my cousin are more shy and less comfortable with hugs. One thing I try to do is get to their level and ask if they want a hug. If they express that they don’t (which is pretty much anything but hugging me), I leave it be. Their parents always try to apologize but I’m just “I’m not going to make them hug me if they don’t want to”. I even do this for my sister who never refuses physical affection because just because she’s morning okay with it doesn’t mean she shouldn’t be allowed to refuse if need be